birthday bread turns to birthday bigote

i can't wait to turn 27 too so i can be like joe. only because i want to have his beard. thats all. so besides all the cool stuff that became on his birthday ( streamers, balloons, cup cakes, steaks, unlimited joe juice aka diet coke, laptops, and sleeping during church...), joe shaved his dedication off tonight. more like BYU would have done it for him if he didn't do it himself. check it.


looking like a morning birthday boy

looks the same at night too.

starting with the beard, ends with the bigote. my personal favorite, numero 3.

crazy kid.

NYC, what's up?

Do you think if i packed everything worthy in our house up, registered to school for joe, took care of all expenses ( yeah right) and said please, that joe would move back with me? i think i'll pray abt it. yeah.

"I LIKE DOIN' HOOD RAT STUFF WITH MY FRANS' CUZ ITS FUN"

since kami lives with us, she leaves her things here, such as, her computer. being the picture-looker-lover i am i was lurking her iphoto. made me so proud that 80% of her pictures in there were from my camera ( typical kami, and her trash can was full to the max-she always leaves it full for me to empty it). so obviously i was obliged to post these to reminisce the good times. good times as in morp date nights, spilling a can of paint on the carpet, being red, being a grandma, getting my car stuck on an icy uphill road, and crotch grabbing. totally cray cray.

When Paris sneezes, Europe catches a cold.

NBD, next stop...


















Thanks for the two weeks off Landis!

In California they don't throw their garbage away. They turn it into televison shows.

We abused the golden state in all the rights way and all the right traditions ( musts):

. hobo dinners beachside-style
. beach-crab finding-body surfing-sun soaking-body buring/character making- chronic food
. happiest place on earth, and adventure land...ALL DAY. Joesph and I got our faces drawn, sally was pissed, she claims she can do it 100% better and 40% less $$$. We'll see sally.
. h&m, hmmmMmmm
. and of coarse, bike renting- balboa island going- mexican food eating- laffy taffy eating-and getting crazying

i hope this makes you all proud, but i hope it all starts at the hilton again next year. nah wa' i saying?

you can call me mom/dad

thats right kids, we've got kids! three of them! full size!
while joe was off sharking up vegas and the golden state, i was becoming a woman. a real live woman.



but as soon as he got back i let him take over as dad.
to uno:

dos:

and tres:


boy, half mercy. talk about free birth control! these kids were pure entertainment for 5 days. watching 3 kids is a good excuse to eat out for every meal because cooking something would be tmth. and a good excuse to get krispy kremes and an unlimited supply of otter pops ( good deal breakers with young ones i found).

p.s. i totally got a utah lisence, so sad to not be able to wait until 2052 to update my license

and p.s.s i totally really shaved my sides of my head

oh and p.s.s.s joe's new job



we're rich!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Coug town Y Mount.....

D-dog and I hiked the Y this morning! My back started to hurt and Devon almost gave up half way with the six year old who looked like Coen. We forgot to bring liquid but the fat people in front of us were drinking red bull with water so we figured we might be alright. We turned into lizards and made it back down the mountain! We also found the last Darma initiative hatch named "I hate micheal because he shot two of my favorite people!" Now its time for swiming, diet coke, burritos, and otter pops.