you can call me mom/dad

thats right kids, we've got kids! three of them! full size!
while joe was off sharking up vegas and the golden state, i was becoming a woman. a real live woman.



but as soon as he got back i let him take over as dad.
to uno:

dos:

and tres:


boy, half mercy. talk about free birth control! these kids were pure entertainment for 5 days. watching 3 kids is a good excuse to eat out for every meal because cooking something would be tmth. and a good excuse to get krispy kremes and an unlimited supply of otter pops ( good deal breakers with young ones i found).

p.s. i totally got a utah lisence, so sad to not be able to wait until 2052 to update my license

and p.s.s i totally really shaved my sides of my head

oh and p.s.s.s joe's new job



we're rich!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Coug town Y Mount.....

D-dog and I hiked the Y this morning! My back started to hurt and Devon almost gave up half way with the six year old who looked like Coen. We forgot to bring liquid but the fat people in front of us were drinking red bull with water so we figured we might be alright. We turned into lizards and made it back down the mountain! We also found the last Darma initiative hatch named "I hate micheal because he shot two of my favorite people!" Now its time for swiming, diet coke, burritos, and otter pops.

T is for Tawny

and L is for lost..and lives. because lost is our lives. get real the last episode of season 5.


this is our cute backyard and our powerhouse hammack. oh boy.

there is no purpose to this post other than to please tawny just so she sees a post on my blog. so i hope youre happy beast. beacuse i just made salsa and got a free bomb playlist off itunes, so im happy. come sleep on the stolen love sac and 1999 demin couch in my living room.