up close and personal

HO HO ( extent on the holiday decor)




so, i've been waiting for this coat for a week now. come to find out that joe took it from the porch and wrapped it up and put a "to you from me" on it. what a cheater, even if i didn't use my money to buy it, that's still cheating. touche' on the prank but give it back!!

look at these faces, who wouldn't want to play with us. 23rd-29th, party.

How come the witch couldn't get pregnant? Because her husband had a hallow-weenie!

HAPPY HALLOWEEN
from borat/weekend at bernies and a flapper.

Pre halloween was a lot more exciting than actual halloween for us. I pretty much just wanted to sleep after work and after a couple of hours of that, joe jumped on me and convinced me to wake up and go eat a burger with him. Then we attempted a few halloweeny things and settled for 'Mall Cop' ( worst movie ever, free on netflick though) with his brother and his girl. But im not even mad, everyday is like halloween in my house when it comes to candy.

Christmas wishlist here i come!

Hot R&B Girl Power!

Toilet paper nose! Me with allergies listening to...

shakira, she wolf. WOLF! Cannot get it off repeat.
And beyonce anyone? Let's be real, her music video was completely better than taylor swift. Makes you want to shop at Body Language. Utards are a must! The dancing is a must!
These girls got it going on.
-oh, and rumor has it that the "girl" on the right is a man. no man has a butt like that!

Beyoncé - Single Ladies from minas on Vimeo.

SNOW MUCH FUN!

With the temperatures dropping and having to layer it up a little more makes me SO excited for snowboarding. Tuesday-funday's back in white action with the hulk (the t.v. show on lunch break). Being in utah is amazzzzing for winter season, not only because the snow is not a slurpee all the time, but because i do not feel bad about sleeping in and doing a half day because it only takes me 30 minutes to be on the slopes. And because you don't have to skip lunch. See, utah has it's advantages! So suck it up and come ride with me.

Zimtstern "Leaves" from Pleasure Snowboard Magazin on Vimeo.

and so i can wear boots,

and a cloak.

winter is the best.

It's never too early for a x-mas wish list

Sunglasses...but in nude.
And i'll gift myself with the hair.

need lightening in the head.

I NEED SOME KIND OF INSPIRATION, AND QUICK!
themes for a hair/fashion show any one? any one?
... don't ask, just assume. but ideas. but really, ideas.


p.s. look for this guy in BRIDES magazine next month. haha!

birthday bread turns to birthday bigote

i can't wait to turn 27 too so i can be like joe. only because i want to have his beard. thats all. so besides all the cool stuff that became on his birthday ( streamers, balloons, cup cakes, steaks, unlimited joe juice aka diet coke, laptops, and sleeping during church...), joe shaved his dedication off tonight. more like BYU would have done it for him if he didn't do it himself. check it.


looking like a morning birthday boy

looks the same at night too.

starting with the beard, ends with the bigote. my personal favorite, numero 3.

crazy kid.

NYC, what's up?

Do you think if i packed everything worthy in our house up, registered to school for joe, took care of all expenses ( yeah right) and said please, that joe would move back with me? i think i'll pray abt it. yeah.

"I LIKE DOIN' HOOD RAT STUFF WITH MY FRANS' CUZ ITS FUN"

since kami lives with us, she leaves her things here, such as, her computer. being the picture-looker-lover i am i was lurking her iphoto. made me so proud that 80% of her pictures in there were from my camera ( typical kami, and her trash can was full to the max-she always leaves it full for me to empty it). so obviously i was obliged to post these to reminisce the good times. good times as in morp date nights, spilling a can of paint on the carpet, being red, being a grandma, getting my car stuck on an icy uphill road, and crotch grabbing. totally cray cray.

When Paris sneezes, Europe catches a cold.

NBD, next stop...


















Thanks for the two weeks off Landis!

In California they don't throw their garbage away. They turn it into televison shows.

We abused the golden state in all the rights way and all the right traditions ( musts):

. hobo dinners beachside-style
. beach-crab finding-body surfing-sun soaking-body buring/character making- chronic food
. happiest place on earth, and adventure land...ALL DAY. Joesph and I got our faces drawn, sally was pissed, she claims she can do it 100% better and 40% less $$$. We'll see sally.
. h&m, hmmmMmmm
. and of coarse, bike renting- balboa island going- mexican food eating- laffy taffy eating-and getting crazying

i hope this makes you all proud, but i hope it all starts at the hilton again next year. nah wa' i saying?

you can call me mom/dad

thats right kids, we've got kids! three of them! full size!
while joe was off sharking up vegas and the golden state, i was becoming a woman. a real live woman.



but as soon as he got back i let him take over as dad.
to uno:

dos:

and tres:


boy, half mercy. talk about free birth control! these kids were pure entertainment for 5 days. watching 3 kids is a good excuse to eat out for every meal because cooking something would be tmth. and a good excuse to get krispy kremes and an unlimited supply of otter pops ( good deal breakers with young ones i found).

p.s. i totally got a utah lisence, so sad to not be able to wait until 2052 to update my license

and p.s.s i totally really shaved my sides of my head

oh and p.s.s.s joe's new job



we're rich!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Coug town Y Mount.....

D-dog and I hiked the Y this morning! My back started to hurt and Devon almost gave up half way with the six year old who looked like Coen. We forgot to bring liquid but the fat people in front of us were drinking red bull with water so we figured we might be alright. We turned into lizards and made it back down the mountain! We also found the last Darma initiative hatch named "I hate micheal because he shot two of my favorite people!" Now its time for swiming, diet coke, burritos, and otter pops.

T is for Tawny

and L is for lost..and lives. because lost is our lives. get real the last episode of season 5.


this is our cute backyard and our powerhouse hammack. oh boy.

there is no purpose to this post other than to please tawny just so she sees a post on my blog. so i hope youre happy beast. beacuse i just made salsa and got a free bomb playlist off itunes, so im happy. come sleep on the stolen love sac and 1999 demin couch in my living room.